A Chinese, a Jew and a German Shepherd walk into a bar.

I don’t know how the set-up to this joke would go, but here’s the kicker, according to the Washington Post:

The Zeta Psi fraternity at the University of Virginia (its motto: “We aim to turn out into the world self-respecting, original-thinking, self-controlled, purposeful gentlemen”) reportedly serves a pledges-only meal consisting of dog food, matzah balls, gefilte fish and soy sauce.

I don’t know whether to call the ADL or see if there’s kosher-for-Passover Alpo and serve it at my seder.